what. How stupid. I’m off.
| Consuelo |
Do you want me to write him a little note? |
| Mancini |
Angrily. A little note? Your little notes would make a horse laugh! Goodbye. |
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He goes out toying angrily with his cane. The clowns follow him respectfully, playing a funeral march. He and Jackson laugh. The actors disappear one by one. |
| Consuelo |
Laughing. Do I really write so badly? And I love so to write. Did you like my note, Alfred—or did you laugh, too? |
| Bezano |
Blushing. No, I did not. Come on, Consuelo. |
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They go, and meet Zinida, entering. Consuelo passes on. |
| Zinida |
Are you going back to work, Bezano? |
| Bezano |
Politely. Yes. Today is a very bad day. How are your lions, Zinida? I think the weather affects them. |
| Consuelo |
From the ring. Alfred! |
| Zinida |
Yes. Someone is calling you. You’d better go. Alfred goes out. To Briquet. Are you finished? |
| Briquet |
Right away. |
| Jackson |
Then goodbye till evening. Think about your costume, He, and I shall look for some idea, too. Be here at ten tomorrow. Don’t be late, or you’ll get another slap. And I’ll work with you. |
| He |
I shall not be late. He looks after Jackson who goes out. Must be a nice man. All the people about you are so nice, Papa Briquet. I suppose that good-looking bareback rider is in love with Consuelo, isn’t he? Laughs. |
| Zinida |
It’s none of your business. For a newcomer you go poking your nose too far. How much does he want, Papa? |
| Briquet |
Just a minute. See here He. I don’t want to make a contract with you. |
| He |
Just as you please. Do you know what? Don’t let us talk about money. You are an honest fellow, Briquet; you will see what my work is worth to you, and then— |
| Briquet |
Pleased. Now that’s very nice of you. Zinida, the man really doesn’t know anything. |
| Zinida |
Well, do as he suggests. Now we must write it down. Where’s the book? |
| Briquet |
Here. To He. I don’t like to write gives book to Zinida, but we have to put down the names of the actors, you know—it’s police regulations. Then if anyone kills himself, or— |
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Again comes the sound of the Tango, and calls from the ring. |
| Zinida |
What is your name? |
| He |
Smiling. He. I chose it, you know. Or don’t you like it? |
| Briquet |
We like it all right—but we have to have your real name. Have you a passport? |
| He |
Confused. A passport? No, I have none. Or, rather, yes. I have something of the kind, but I had no idea the rules were strictly enforced here. What do you need papers for? |
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Zinida and Briquet look at each other. Zinida pushes the book aside. |
| Zinida |
Then we can’t take you. We cannot quarrel with the police, just on your account. |
| Briquet |
She is my wife. I hadn’t told you. She’s right. You might get hurt by a horse, or hurt yourself—or do something. We don’t know you, you see. I personally don’t care, but out there, it’s different, you see. For me a corpse is just a corpse—and I don’t ask anything about him. It’s up to God or the Devil. But they—they’re too curious. Well, I suppose it’s necessary for order. I don’t know—Got a card? |
| He |
Rubs his head, thinking. What shall I do? I have my card, but smiles you understand that I don’t want my name to be known. |
| Briquet |
Some story, hey? |
| He |
Yes, something like that. Why can’t you imagine that I have no name? Can’t I lose it as I might lose my hat? Or let someone else take it by mistake? When a stray dog comes to you, you don’t ask his name—you simply give him another. Let me be that dog. Laughing. He—the Dog! |
| Zinida |
Why don’t you tell us your name, just the two of us. Nobody else need know it. Unless you should break your neck— |
| He |
Hesitates. Honestly? Zinida shrugs her shoulders. |
| Briquet |
Where people are honest, their word is good. One sees you come from out there. |
| He |
All right. But please, don’t be surprised. Gives Zinida his card. She looks at it, then hands it to Briquet, then both look at He. |
| Briquet |
If it is true, sir, that you are really what is written here— |
| He |
For heaven’s sake—for heaven’s sake—this does not exist, but was lost long ago; it is just a check for an old hat. I pray you to forget it, as I have. I am He Who Gets Slapped—nothing else. Silence. |
| Briquet |
I beg your pardon, sir, but I must ask you again, I must humbly ask you—are you not drunk, sir? There is something in your eye—something— |
| He |
No, no. I am He, Who Gets Slapped. Since when do you speak to me like this, Papa Briquet? You offend me. |
| Zinida |
After all, it’s his business, Briquet. She hides the card. Truly you are a strange man. Smiles. And you have already noticed that Bezano is in love with the horse-girl? And that I love my Briquet, did you notice that, too? |
| He |
Also smiling. Oh, yes. You adore him. |
| Zinida |
I adore him. Now go with him, Briquet, show him the ring and the stables—I have something to write. |
| He |
Yes, yes, please. I am so happy. At last you have taken me, haven’t you? It is true—you’re not joking. The circus, the tanbark, the ring in which I shall run getting my slaps. Yes, yes, Briquet, let’s go. Until I feel the sawdust under my feet, I shall not believe it. |
| Briquet |
All right then. Kisses Zinida. Come on. |
| Zinida |
Just a minute—He! Answer me a question. I have a man who takes care of the cages, a plain fellow whom nobody knows. He just cleans the cages you know; he walks in and out whenever he wants to, without even looking at the lions, as if he were perfectly at home. Why is |