The Stiff in the Study Viola Roberts Cozy Mysteries Book Two Shéa MacLeod The Stiff in the Study Text copyright © 2016/2020 Shéa MacLeod All rights reserved. Printed in the United States of America. Cover design by Mariah Sinclair / www.mariahsinclair.com Editing by Janet Fix of www.thewordverve.com The characters and events portrayed in this book are fictitious. Any similarity to real persons, living or dead, is coincidental and not intended by the author. No part of this book may be reproduced, or stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without express written permission of the publisher. 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Table of Contents Title Page Copyright Page Acknowledgements Dedication Chapter 1 | A Juicy Murder Chapter 2 | The Stiff in the Study Chapter 3 | What Happened to Portia? Chapter 4 | A Clue in Pink Chapter 5 | Curiosity Killed the Cat Chapter 6 | The Prohibition Chapter 7 | Kerfuffle at a Funeral Chapter 8 | The Feud Chapter 9 | Lying Louse Chapter 10 | A Conundrum Chapter 11 | The Dirty Dog Chapter 12 | Winos and Riffraff Chapter 13 | Fork You Chapter 14 | Perception is Everything Chapter 15 | Viola the Snoop Chapter 16 | WTF Chapter 17 | Sea Lions Don’t Eat People Chapter 18 | Stuck in the Window With You Chapter 19 | It’s Not Like I’m Dead Chapter 20 | The Bookend of Death Chapter 21 | An Appropriate Bribe Chapter 22 | To Catch A Killer Chapter 23 Chapter 24 | Speak of the Devil Chapter 1 | Good Luck At The Party A Note From Shéa MacLeod About Shéa MacLeod Other Cozy Mysteries by Shéa MacLeod Non-Cozy Mysteries by Shéa MacLeod Other Books by Shéa MacLeod Acknowledgements So many people have helped with Viola’s second story that it’s hard to thank them all properly, but here goes. To Alin Silverwood for coming up with one of Viola’s more hilarious exploits. To Dan J for the vehicle expertise. To B for the brainstorming sessions. And to the wonderful people of the city of Astoria, Oregon, who welcomed this crazy writer on her researching journey, particularly the women who give their time and attention to the glorious Flavel House Museum. I learned so much. Dedication To my aunts, Becky and Charline, who are always up for shenanigans. Chapter 1A Juicy Murder I’D HAVE GIVEN ANYTHING for a really juicy murder. A romance novelist’s life involved skirting one unmitigated disaster to another. Or maybe that was just me. The current disaster was a raging case of writer’s block, so bad that dead bodies were starting to sound good. Even relocating from my writing den at home to a table at my favorite wine bar wasn’t helping. Maybe I should give up historical romance and write crime thrillers? I sighed and glanced around Sip. It was a cozy place with a wide front window overlooking the Columbia River, warm red walls, and wide plank floors. Racks of wines—all from Pacific Northwest wineries— lined nearly every wall and a great deal of floor space. The rest of the room was taken up by little round tables covered in cheerful red and gold cloth so patrons could sit and enjoy a glass. Or bottle. Nina Driver, who not only owned Sip but was a good friend of mine, was busy behind the bar unpacking boxes of newly delivered cabernet. Her long, honey hair tumbled about her shoulders as she hummed softly to the old-school jazz playing over the stereo system. At the end of the bar sat one of the more colorful denizens of Astoria, Oregon. A regular at Sip, Lloyd was somewhere between sixty and eighty, his craggy features and wild beetle brows making it impossible to tell which. His white hair stood straight up as if he hadn’t brushed it in days, maybe a week even. He leaned heavily on the bar, staring soulfully into a glass of red. I scowled at my laptop screen, willing words to appear. No luck. I had a looming deadline, and the story was stuck. “You lied to me, Scarlet,” he said, his manly chest heaving. (Did manly chests heave? I’d have to look into that.) “I can never forgive you.” “But Rolf,” she cried, “I did it for your own good.” Tears poured down her beautiful face, turning her blue eyes a stormy gray. Good grief, that was melodramatic. My readers would love it. But what did Scarlet lie about? That was the million-dollar question. And if I couldn’t answer it, I’d be the next dead body, thanks to my editor. “I could kill him!” Portia Wren stormed into Sip and slammed her turquoise designer purse on top of the polished wood bar, hard enough to make a substantial thwack. She hiked herself onto one of the tall stools. Her snug blue and green dress slid up her thighs like it was trying to escape the laws of gravity. She didn’t seem to notice, but Lloyd sure did. His eyeballs nearly popped out of his head, despite him being three sheets to the wind already. “Keep your eyeballs in your head, Lloyd.” The order was snapped out from behind a rack
