there isn’t a hop’orth isn’t falling lucky to his hands today.
| Philly |
Looking out, interested in the race. Look at that. They’re pressing him now. |
| Jimmy |
He’ll win it yet. |
| Philly |
Take your time, Jimmy Farrell. It’s too soon to say. |
| Widow Quin |
Shouting. Watch him taking the gate. There’s riding. |
| Jimmy |
Cheering. More power to the young lad! |
| Mahon |
He’s passing the third. |
| Jimmy |
He’ll lick them yet! |
| Widow Quin |
He’d lick them if he was running races with a score itself. |
| Mahon |
Look at the mule he has, kicking the stars. |
| Widow Quin |
There was a lep! Catching hold of Mahon in her excitement. He’s fallen! He’s mounted again! Faith, he’s passing them all! |
| Jimmy |
Look at him skelping her! |
| Philly |
And the mountain girls hooshing him on! |
| Jimmy |
It’s the last turn! The post’s cleared for them now! |
| Mahon |
Look at the narrow place. He’ll be into the bogs! With a yell. Good rider! He’s through it again! |
| Jimmy |
He’s neck and neck! |
| Mahon |
Good boy to him! Flames, but he’s in! Great cheering, in which all join. |
| Mahon |
With hesitation. What’s that? They’re raising him up. They’re coming this way. With a roar of rage and astonishment. It’s Christy, by the stars of God! I’d know his way of spitting and he astride the moon. |
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He jumps down and makes for the door, but Widow Quin catches him and pulls him back. |
| Widow Quin |
Stay quiet, will you. That’s not your son. To Jimmy. Stop him, or you’ll get a month for the abetting of manslaughter and be fined as well. |
| Jimmy |
I’ll hold him. |
| Mahon |
Struggling. Let me out! Let me out, the lot of you, till I have my vengeance on his head today. |
| Widow Quin |
Shaking him, vehemently. That’s not your son. That’s a man is going to make a marriage with the daughter of this house, a place with fine trade, with a license, and with poteen too. |
| Mahon |
Amazed. That man marrying a decent and a moneyed girl! Is it mad yous are? Is it in a crazy-house for females that I’m landed now? |
| Widow Quin |
It’s mad yourself is with the blow upon your head. That lad is the wonder of the Western World. |
| Mahon |
I seen it’s my son. |
| Widow Quin |
You seen that you’re mad. Cheering outside. Do you hear them cheering him in the zigzags of the road? Aren’t you after saying that your son’s a fool, and how would they be cheering a true idiot born? |
| Mahon |
Getting distressed. It’s maybe out of reason that that man’s himself. Cheering again. There’s none surely will go cheering him. Oh, I’m raving with a madness that would fright the world! He sits down with his hand to his head. There was one time I seen ten scarlet divils letting on they’d cork my spirit in a gallon can; and one time I seen rats as big as badgers sucking the life blood from the butt of my lug; but I never till this day confused that dribbling idiot with a likely man. I’m destroyed surely. |
| Widow Quin |
And who’d wonder when it’s your brainpan that is gaping now? |
| Mahon |
Then the blight of the sacred drought upon myself and him, for I never went mad to this day, and I not three weeks with the Limerick girls drinking myself silly, and parlatic from the dusk to dawn. To Widow Quin, suddenly. Is my visage astray? |
| Widow Quin |
It is then. You’re a sniggering maniac, a child could see. |
| Mahon |
Getting up more cheerfully. Then I’d best be going to the union beyond, and there’ll be a welcome before me, I tell you, With great pride. and I a terrible and fearful case, the way that there I was one time, screeching in a straightened waistcoat, with seven doctors writing out my sayings in a printed book. Would you believe that? |
| Widow Quin |
If you’re a wonder itself, you’d best be hasty, for them lads caught a maniac one time and pelted the poor creature till he ran out, raving and foaming, and was drowned in the sea. |
| Mahon |
With philosophy. It’s true mankind is the divil when your head’s astray. Let me out now and I’ll slip down the boreen, and not see them so. |
| Widow Quin |
Showing him out. That’s it. Run to the right, and not a one will see. |
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He runs off. |
| Philly |
Wisely. You’re at some gaming, Widow Quin; but I’ll walk after him and give him his dinner and a time to rest, and I’ll see then if he’s raving or as sane as you. |
| Widow Quin |
Annoyed. If you go near that lad, let you be wary of your head, I’m saying. Didn’t you hear him telling he was crazed at times? |
| Philly |
I heard him telling a power; and I’m thinking we’ll have right sport, before night will fall. He goes out. |
| Jimmy |
Well, Philly’s a conceited and foolish man. How could that madman have his senses and his brainpan slit? I’ll go after them and see him turn on Philly now. |
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He goes; Widow Quin hides poteen behind counter. Then hubbub outside. |
| Voices |
There you are! Good jumper! Grand lepper! Darlint boy! He’s the racer! Bear him on, will you! |
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Christy comes in, in Jockey’s dress, with Pegeen Mike, Sara, and other girls and men. |
| Pegeen |
To crowd. Go on now and don’t destroy him and he drenching with sweat. Go along, I’m saying, and have your tug-of-warring till he’s dried his skin. |
| Crowd |
Here’s his prizes! A bagpipes! A fiddle was played by a poet in the years gone by! A flat and three-thorned blackthorn would lick the scholars out of Dublin town! |
| Christy |
Taking prizes from the men. Thank you kindly, the lot of you. But you’d say it was little only I did this day if you’d seen me a while since striking my one single blow. |
| Town Crier |
Outside, ringing a bell. Take notice, last event of this day! Tug-of-warring on the green |